Insulting Jokes
Your so fat u got left in safeway one night, the next morning all the food was gone.

Your mums so dumb she got left in safeway one night and died of lack of food.

your so dumb u tried to drown a fish. and your mums so dumb cause she tried to kill a bird by throwin it off a cliff.

your so poor u had to put your cardboard box up for its second mortgage.

your so dumb when you wake up u get changed into to your pj's take off your shoes and go outside.

your so fat you walked past the tv and i missed a whole episode of the simpsons

your so ugly u have to sneak up on water to get a drink.

your so fat when its raining and you wear a yellow rain coat people call out TAXI.

your mums so fat she was hired to clean the zoo cages and when people walked past they said "look at that hipopotamas"

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Yo' momma so fat and ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, they said, 'Sorry, no professionals.'

Your daddys so bald that when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

You're so dirty u have to sneak up on the bath tub.

Your mommas boobs so big that when she walked down the street the cops said 'Hey you two, stop fighting!'

You're so fat that when god said 'Let there be light!' he meant move your fat ass!

You're so fat that when u walk around the house with the cd player on, the cd skips.